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13 Things I do in the car on a ROAD TRIP!
1. Pray
2. Sing at the top of my lungs
(it’s not pretty)
3. Blow bubbles with my gum or eat sunflower seeds
(got stuck in Freud’s Oral Fixation stage)
4. LOL
(at myself, to myself, whatever)
5. Talk to Myself
(doesn’t everyone?)
6. Brush [...]

In my line of work (dentistry) I often see the worst of people. They arrive stressed and nervous; just being in the building raises their blood pressure. They might be an otherwise nice and pleasant person but just the sheer act of walking in the door of our office - brings out their worst fears… [...]

My dogs are such posers!

I will never, for the life of me, figure out how a weekend can pass in such a stinkin BLUR and it be Monday, AGAIN.
Already.
There must be some type of time-continuum theory, like a big black hole in space or something, to explain how the weekend can pass at warp speed and the work week [...]

This poor, poor dog.
Lillie is so deprived… she has nothing but this cup to play with anymore.
Ya think someone is vying for gifts in her stocking???

It took me three tries to leave the house yesterday.
First time, I made it out to the car and realized I’d forgotten my earrings. Now, I know that sounds SILLY but… my hair was pulled up and I can’t stand seeing *unadorned* ears when my hair is up. So, I go back in and grab [...]

I’m wondering….
At what age is it appropriate to let your daughter wear acrylic fingernails, that have to be *filled in* and redone what? weekly or every 10 days or so?  (I’ve never had them so I’m really not sure how much maintenance is involved, but I know there is SOME.)

(Photo courtesy of Google)
Just curious.

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You can imagine my surprise and major uneasiness when Luby called from her Daddy’s cell phone and said, “Mom, could you come outside a second?”
I said, “Why? What are you doing?”
She said, “Just come outside for a sec, k?”
I’m thinking, as I walk to the front door …. seems like he was going out, mentioning [...]

I was putt-putt-putting along, doing my thing - work, kids, errands, bill-paying, grocery-shopping, dinner-making, yada yada… you know the drill. We all do it. But then… throw Thanksgiving into the mix. And this blasted head cold that I’ve had for nearly a month now…. and what do you get?
Me, a mess.
I’ve come home from work [...]