Conversation with a five year old:
Posted by Dory @ Lucky Dorito on Thursday, April 1st, 2010
Child: You know what?
Me: What?
Child: My mama never brushes her teef. And she’s dot these big ugly holes in her teef. (pointing to the front of her mouth)
Me: Does she have a toothbrush?
Child: Yeah she’s got one but she neber ooses it.
Filed in Just plain funny,Kids,Things that crack me up | 8 dorito bits so far
Shannonon 01 Apr 2010 at 11:46 am 1LOL Oh my goodness and ewwww! Did you see the mom?
Dory @ Lucky Doritoon 01 Apr 2010 at 11:55 am 2No…..the child had to have an exam for school, otherwise….I doubt she would have been brought in.
Dory @ Lucky Doritoon 01 Apr 2010 at 12:20 pm 3It’s really sad, when you think about it…..I wasn’t making fun of the mama. What I thought was funny was the innocence of the child telling me that! Kids will tell ANYTHING.
megon 01 Apr 2010 at 1:11 pm 4I find it both very sad & surprising how many people just don’t make caring for their teeth a priority; my ex’s mother use to boast that she’d never, ever been to a dentist *shudder*
Vonnieon 01 Apr 2010 at 1:13 pm 5Kids ARE so honest. Thanks for sharing!
Shannonon 01 Apr 2010 at 1:30 pm 6Seriously….in my 18 years of teaching, I’ve heard so many things from kids that I am pretty sure the parents would DIE if they had heard. NOTHING is a secret!
mumof3boyzon 01 Apr 2010 at 6:44 pm 7Both funny and sad. @meg – GROSS!
Anndawgon 04 Apr 2010 at 7:52 pm 8SWEET! This is an everyday story in our world!!!!!