Flatulence funny
Posted by Dory @ Lucky Dorito on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
Monday was super busy for me at the office. All (or most all) of my patients had lengthy treatment plans of dental work needed to be done, which takes some time. Not to mention the fact that practically everyone was due to update their radiographs, which also takes some extra time. I was running full steam ahead all day, trying to keep my wits about me.
Sometime midday I had a lovely little lady patient that I had seated in my room, exchanged pleasantries with while I updated her medical history and radiographs, and then was getting ready to recline her chair to begin working on her. Just as I was reaching to push the button to move the chair, she said, “You do remember that I always get gas when I’m here, right?”
Ok ……….. let’s pause for a moment here. What does that sentence sound like to you??
Because to me, it sounded much like this, “I ate beans last night and I always get gas after that.” Needless to say, that was running through my mind when …….. ta da!!!… it dawned on me what she meant!
Nitrous oxide – aka laughing gas!! 
Thank YOU Lord for not letting me SPEAK before I thought that time. Whew!
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Shannonon 20 Oct 2009 at 12:21 pm 1LOL That’s what I thought when I first read it too! So glad you paused before speaking!
Beccaon 20 Oct 2009 at 12:47 pm 2That is too funny, I would have thought the same thing at first!
Jenon 20 Oct 2009 at 1:01 pm 3I would have thought the same thing, too!
How funny!!!
megon 20 Oct 2009 at 1:07 pm 4That was MY first thought, too
Jeanon 20 Oct 2009 at 5:17 pm 5I’m glad you didn’t say something like “let me turn on a fan”!!!LOL Don’t know why it wouldn’t occur to me, since I frequently need NO, also!!LOL Good one, keeping your mouth shut long enough to realize what it was!
wahzaton 21 Oct 2009 at 11:16 am 6lol
bigdogmompamon 25 Oct 2009 at 10:02 pm 7Okay, I’m a big baby when it comes to the dentist and the first thing I thought of was – “oh, way cool. they give gas for cleanings!” that would be sooo cool if I cold talk my dentist into doing that . . . .