Friday Funny

Posted by on Friday, August 5th, 2011

I feel like I’ve barely been home from Chicago for five minutes and guess what? I’m leaving again!!

My niece in West Virginia is getting married this weekend so Beebo, Luby and I are heading off this morning to meet up with my sister Lena and then on to West Virginia together.

The mother-of-the-bride, my sister Cyna, is apparently a wee bit stressed at the moment. You wanna know how I know she’s stressing??

Yesterday I received the following email from her, with the single word “Apology” in the subject line. For one brief instant, I thought, “What’s she apologizing for?? The wedding isn’t gonna happen and she has to tell us not to come?”

And then I read the body of the email. And I laughed out loud. And may or may not have snorted while I laughed.

Hey girls,

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize ahead of time if:

1) I am running around like a chicken with no head while you are here

2) I am laying in the floor blubbering like an idiot

3) I have a nervous breakdown and have to be carried out by a stretcher

4) I trip over a cord and fall on my face during the wedding

5) I fall out of my seat and land in someone else’s lap during the wedding

6) I disappear for a while and you find me curled up in the fetal position somewhere

7) I start talking so fast, that no one can understand the words that are coming out of my mouth

8 ) I stand up and give a toast that makes everyone gasp

9) I show up at the wedding bald, because I’ve pulled every single one of my hairs out of my head

10)I uncontrollably start shoveling food in my mouth due to stress eating!

I guess if any of these things DO happen, they will be added to the “Remember When” category that we always seem to share when we get together.  LOL

So funny. I sure hope our presence calms her down instead of stresses her more! But, on the other hand – I do come bearing gifts…. aka Valium.   haha

(Actually, Lena and I are doing the photos so I might need the Valium myself!!)

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4 Dorito Bits to “Friday Funny”

  1. Vonnieon 05 Aug 2011 at 10:10 am 1

    Oh my goodness! Humor is the best defense in stressful times! I bet it will be a blast. Hope EVERYONE can enjoy themselves and relax afterwards.

  2. Stacyon 05 Aug 2011 at 5:55 pm 2

    Have a great time and a safe trip. Can’t wait to see pics and hear all about it!

  3. Barbon 10 Aug 2011 at 8:40 am 3

    Your sister Cyna sounds like a riot, though she’s stressed!
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