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Hello, My name is Dorky Dory

Posted by Dory @ Lucky Dorito on Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Or ….. it should be.

I am forever doing something to embarrass myself. That’s obviously not any big revelation because I tell on myself all the time, huh? But, let’s face it: I know I am prone to doing stupid things so sometimes I try to be extra careful to NOT do it. Whatever it might turn out to be in any given situation.

So on Tuesday when I noticed one of my favorite male patients’ name on the schedule, I was excited. Thrilled. Overjoyed. Etc, etc. He is a real sweetheart – loves his wife and his sons and constantly talks about them. I find that such an attractive trait in a man…. one that loves his family and is not embarrassed to show it. Not to mention, he has great teeth and such a charming smile that lights up his eyes and reveals his dimples.

Now, we allĀ  know that I love my husband and I’m not looking for another man – but I can’t help but find this man attractive. He’s a handsome guy. Plain and simple.

I always try to be normal when he’s there – which means not act like a giddy schoolgirl (although part of me wants to) and not flirt or behave in any way out of the ordinary. I don’t want him to know that I secretly adore him, obviously. That would be bad and I just am not going there.

Just before I seated this patient, I put a xylitol mint in my mouth. (You know, fresh breath is important. ;) )

When I first get a patient in the dental chair, I review their medical history, take radiographs, etc, before I actually lean the chair back and begin working. While I was sitting there, talking with him – my mint somehow magically flopped out of my mouth and landed in my lap!

I looked down at it.

He looked down at it.

I said, “Whoops. I dropped my mint.” Duh. As if he didn’t notice.

He laughed. I laughed.

I turned back to the computer as my face turned 57 shades of red.

Color me stupid.

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7 Dorito Bits to “Hello, My name is Dorky Dory”

  1. Shannonon 17 Sep 2009 at 6:39 am 1

    What a pair we are huh? Dork and Fork. :)

  2. Chrison 17 Sep 2009 at 7:12 am 2

    @Shannon I was just going to say: “at least you’re not a fork!”

    @Dory I bet the mint slid out on all the drool :)

  3. Lenaon 17 Sep 2009 at 7:20 am 3

    LOL!! That’s to funny!

  4. Stacyon 17 Sep 2009 at 7:47 am 4

    You are such a crack up. So what happened to the mint? lol Is it stll in your lap?

    -btw, when are we getting the answers to the non-cuss words?

  5. Doryon 17 Sep 2009 at 8:53 am 5

    I threw the mint away.

    The answers…. well…. not everyone guessed so I’m thinking it was TOO hard and I should just go ahead and tell you who sent what. What do you think?

  6. Beccaon 17 Sep 2009 at 11:07 am 6

    Oh my I would have loved to have seen the look on your face. A whole new definition of “priceless”!

  7. Jeanon 17 Sep 2009 at 11:28 am 7

    I really wish I was a fly on the wall, sometimes!! Too good..

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