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If I asked you….

Posted by Dory @ Lucky Dorito on Thursday, April 30th, 2009

13 Random Questions

1. If you were a pinata, what kind of candy will come out of you when you are broken open?

2. If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?

3. Why do we say something is “out of whack”? What exactly is a whack?

4. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” total opposites?

5. If “quitters never win and winners never quit”, what fool came up with “quit while you’re ahead”?

6. What do they put in the blank on a drivers license that asks for “hair color” if you’re bald?

7. If you were a dog, would you be a pomeranian or a labrador retriever?

8. Would you give up your washing machine or your refrigerator – if you had to choose?

9. If you were a horse, would you be a work horse or a race horse?

10. Does a bald person use soap or shampoo to wash their head?

11. If you could spend your days doing anything you want – but you had to to it every day, what would it be?

12. If you had to choose between indoor plumbing or electricity, which would you have in your home?

13. What was your favorite toy when you were a kid?

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Jenon 30 Apr 2009 at 5:33 am 1

These are tough questions! I can confidently give you the answer to #10 though: My husband uses shampoo!
Chrison 30 Apr 2009 at 8:07 am 2

1. Snickers. Best candy bar, hands down.
2. Whenever I hear the word “plan”, I think of Ghostbusters and Bill Murray asking Dan Ackroyd: “Get her? That was your plan, Ray?”
3. And why would I want to be “in whack”?
4. The answer to this is in the “He-man Woman-hater’s Guidebook”. I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.
5. Mark McGwire.
6. I’ll let you know in 2010 when I get my license renewed.
7. A lab. What a great breed.
8. Hmmm. A washing machine. I can always find a crick to wash my clothes in, but finding a snow drift in July for my ham might be a little hard. Especially with all this global warming…
9. Work horse. I’d be glue if I were expected to win a race.
10. Shampoo. It takes me back to hairier times.
11. Laughing
12. Electricity. I can always find a tree, but I’d have to move to a warmer year-round climate.
13. Legos.
Doryon 30 Apr 2009 at 8:40 am 3

@ Chris – GREAT answers!! Made me laugh out loud!
Beccaon 30 Apr 2009 at 11:34 am 4

1. Almond Joy..because sometimes I am a nut!

2. You know what God says about making plans, right?

3. A whack is something you get from the Sopranos?

4. Wise man is very old and wise guy is well a smart a**.

5. A very wise man indeed.

6. Shiny.

7. Pomeranian. No don’t ask me why.

8. Washing machine. I can pay someone to do my laundry.

9. Race horse, because princesses don’t work. That is so beneath me.

10. How about a washcloth? And then shampoo?

11. Being a spoiled princess, and hey that is my life.

12. Indoor plumbing. I do not rough it…not that much.

13. My little sister. She weebled a whole lot!
thotladyon 30 Apr 2009 at 3:48 pm 5

1. Peppermint Patty

2. I plan day by day

3. To be out of whack means that something wasn’t on top form or working well. It was first applied to people with ailments (“My back is out of whack”). In the early years of the twentieth century it started to refer to mechanisms. It might be that the sense was influenced by the idea that faulty mechanisms responded to a quick thwack.

4. Wise man is two words…Wiseguy is one word. I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense…but it’s all I’ve got.

5. I did…I use this it all the time…quit while you are ahead.

6. Flesh color…that’s a color right?

7. Definitely a retriever

8. Washing machine

9. Work horse

10. Soap

11. Reading

12. Indoor plumbing of course…I hate outhouses!

13. Paper dolls
Stacyon 30 Apr 2009 at 4:48 pm 6

You are so silly…where did you come up with these questions?

1. All kinds – some chocolate, some hard, some sticky, some chewy.
2. Umm..No?
3. Well I looked up the word in the dictionary and in no way do any of the definitions make sense.
4. One is grown up and the other isn’t? lol
5. No idea, even the internet doesn’t know…lol
6. Maybe they leave it blank?
7. Labrador Retriever (or German Shepherd)
8. If I give up the fridge does that mean I never have to cook again?
9. Racehorse, work a little and relax a lot!
10. My hubby uses soap, sorry Jen.
11. Don’t know what it would be, but I know it wouldn’t be sitting in an office.
12. Indoor Plumbing, with my bathroom phobia’s is there any doubt as to which I would choose?
13. My little Red Ryder Wagon.

Why is there always 13 questions?
Scarecrowon 30 Apr 2009 at 7:57 pm 7

1. Raspberry jelly, because I’m more of a donut.
2. Uh..no?
3. When something is out of whack, you get to whack it, to put it back in whack….you whacky.
4. Don’t know but what about wise arse & arse man?
5. Someone who never lost money at the poker table.
6. Now that is funny. Shave your head and let me know.
7. The lab…I already retrieve things for my kids all day.
8. Can a washer keep beer cold? ‘Nough said.
9. Racehorse. When can I go out to stud?
10. What’s with the bald questions? You have a fetish?
11. Nothing
12. Does running water keep beer cold? ‘Nough said.
13. Rocken’ Sockem’ Robots