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In my next life….

Posted by Dory @ Lucky Dorito on Sunday, October 26th, 2008

… I wanna come back as a MAN.

Seriously.

I want to be the one that comes home and props my feet up while someone else prepares my dinner.
I want to be the one that finds my clothes magically washed, dried, folded and back where they belong.
I want to be the one that says, “Where is so and so?” and someone else get it for me when I can’t find it on my own after my 3 second half-hearted attempt at looking.
I want to be the one that is a microwave instead of a crock-pot. (Ahem.)
I want to be the one that can stand up to urinate instead of crouching over the seat, trying to NOT touch it.

I want to be the one that gets to be the cheerleader while someone else delivers something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a grapefruit.
I want to be the one that doesn’t have to experience menstrual cramps and PMS.
I want to be the one that the kids run to when they want to play.
I want to be the one that can fall asleep regardless of whether my spouse is pissed off at me or not.
I want to be the one that rises with bedhead and still looks adorable instead of the one that looks like the Bride of Frankenstein in the morning.

Sheesh.

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Shannonon 26 Oct 2008 at 7:29 am 1

Amen sister! I am so with you!

You need to add…………….

I want to be the one who can sleep like a SNORING baby instead of the one who spends the whole night awake telling their spouse to ROLL OVER and stop snoring!
Guinieon 26 Oct 2008 at 8:33 am 2

Amen amen amen!!! These are totally right on the nose!!!
Marciaon 26 Oct 2008 at 8:59 am 3

LOL…..not me——my Man does way more than I do around the house which is fine with he (he is currently doing laundry while I’m sitting here, for instance). The bedhead, however, I can relate!
Anndawgon 26 Oct 2008 at 8:59 am 4

Can I get an AMEN!
lissaon 26 Oct 2008 at 11:27 am 5

it’s all true! I’m sure there’s so drawbacks but I can think of any at the moment.
Beccaon 26 Oct 2008 at 11:44 am 6

But, but, but…there are sometimes when a microwave is a good thing!

And my husband cooks, doesn’t do laundry, makes the bed, and can pack a suitcase way better than me.

And his bedhead is much cuter than mine any day of the week.

And to top it all off he makes my hot chocolate in the morning.

I think we have a draw!

I love my Alpha male..thank goodness they only made one..
BBBon 26 Oct 2008 at 12:23 pm 7

Yeah!! What you said!! Me too!!

Oh….and I LOVE the picture of Lillie!! I hope she is all better.
Thotladyon 26 Oct 2008 at 2:27 pm 8

I want to be the one who sits around relaxing, while the yardwork miraculously gets done.
megon 26 Oct 2008 at 3:28 pm 9

“A microwave instead of a crockpot”~ I spit tea all over my monitor
Fortunately, my guy isn’t that bad- he cooks, cleans, & does some of the errands- but the snoring part is a killer